Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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