Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
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Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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