normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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