I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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