do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
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Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
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Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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