Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Randomize
