your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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