period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I see more hoeing in ur future
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