and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
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Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
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Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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