I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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