you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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