Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
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I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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