from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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