So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
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she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
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There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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