if you like me you must not know who I am
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
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Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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