Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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