omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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