Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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