i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
