She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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