Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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