ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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