It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I just gift wrapped bread.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
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who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
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I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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