Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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