he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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