Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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