I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
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the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
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Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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