I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
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Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
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just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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