please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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