Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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