she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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