I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
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I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
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although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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