my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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