I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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