am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
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Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
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I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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