What a fucking waste of an outfit
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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