Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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