Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
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Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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