from now on my penis is your penis
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Randomize
