It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
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no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
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I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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