She said her name was "party"
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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