the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
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I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
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Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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