Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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