he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
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the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
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Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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