none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
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Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
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