She's JV to your varsity
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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