What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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