He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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