My nipple is on Facebook.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
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Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
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And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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