So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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