The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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