can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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