She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
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did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
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Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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