so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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