I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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