I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
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I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
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You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
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