I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
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So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
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Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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