they said they heard you say put it in my butt
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
A bitchslap is in order.
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