i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
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I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
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I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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